The Island Haven of Antonan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Primarch Jean Carlo with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.458 billion Antonites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hodia. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Antonite economy, worth 657 trillion Lempiras a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,371 Lempiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Antonan's national animal is the Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Antonan is ranked 32,683^rd in the world and 4^th in Angelic League for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,844.84 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.