The Federal Republic of Aorearoa is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jacinda Aroha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.322 billion Māories live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pōneke. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Māori economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion tāras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,056 tāras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, nations across the world are quick to praise Jacinda Aroha's good looks and intellectual prowess, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Māori satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aorearoa's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aorearoa is ranked 251,439^th in the world and 14^th in Gaia Aeterna for Largest Black Market, with 173 billion Standard Monetary Units.