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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 48th
The Self-Proclaimed Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do not despair, for the appointed time is near.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

AP0CALYPSE

Population37.943 billion

CapitalTerminus
LeaderHarbinger
FaithCult of the Coming Darkness

Currencybloody severed finger
Animalbio-organic weapon

The Self-Proclaimed Empire of AP0CALYPSE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Harbinger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.943 billion AP0CALYPSEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terminus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient AP0CALYPSEian economy, worth an astonishing 15,793 trillion bloody severed fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 416,249 bloody severed fingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, all AP0CALYPSEians love the taste of self-sufficiency, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. AP0CALYPSE's national animal is the bio-organic weapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Coming Darkness.

AP0CALYPSE is ranked 206,090th in the world and 51st in Antarctica for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -93.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 48thHighest Economic Output: 137thLargest Populations: 139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 143rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 182ndLowest Crime Rates: 198thHighest Disposable Incomes: 210thMost Stationary: 256thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 369thMost Corrupt Governments: 447thFattest Citizens: 574thHighest Average Incomes: 620thMost Beautiful Environments: 747thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 809thLargest Black Market: 881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 929thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,588thBest Weather: 1,862ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,305thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,275thMost Devout: 4,709thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,734thLargest Governments: 5,089thMost Influential: 5,873rdMost Conservative: 6,193rdMost Authoritarian: 6,494thMost Efficient Economies: 6,763rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,406thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,035thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,999thLargest Mining Sector: 15,943rdMost Extreme: 20,414th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, all AP0CALYPSEians love the taste of self-sufficiency.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.

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