The Bloodied Imperium of AquilaJordyn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Draexa Alēxxīa II with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.663 billion Trojans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hektor. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Trojan economy, worth a remarkable 4,400 trillion Thálas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,816 Thálas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Trojan resumés, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Empress Draexa Alēxxīa II's wardrobe, Trojan diplomacy is by the book, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AquilaJordyn's national animal is the Sol-Lord Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ttroaditine Catholic Christianity.

AquilaJordyn is ranked 290,929^th in the world and 8^th in Argo Navis for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.22 kickbacks per hour.