The Philosopher-Kingdom of Aramos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aristotélēs I with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.939 billion Aramósnos live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrozone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The strong Aramósnes economy, worth 461 trillion national draechmas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,090 national draechmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Aramos recently decided against having a capital city, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aramos's national animal is the pileated woodpecker, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Neo-Gnosticism.

Aramos is ranked 208,931^st in the world and 76^th in Anteria for Most Primitive, scoring -88.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.