The United Kingdom of Aranda Mis Dover is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.767 billion Aranda Mis Doverians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aranda Mis Doverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,916 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,214 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, the statue in the Goatly Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aranda Mis Dover's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aranda Mis Dover is ranked 85,063^rd in the world and 1^st in The Redlands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,566.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.