The Kingdom of Arcaniost is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Caecilius with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.259 billion Arcani are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragons Hollow. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcani economy, worth 869 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,284 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, there are no more heroes any more, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcaniost's national animal is the Golden Emperor Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Azorinism.

Arcaniost is ranked 4,068^th in the world and 1^st in Arcanum for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.8 law-abiding acts per hour.