The Second Military Regency of Archeana is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lulie Saviro Sogriteo with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.499 billion Archeanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thulile. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archeanan economy, worth 529 trillion Archeanan Camas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,562 Archeanan Camas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lulie Saviro Sogriteo's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archeana's national animal is the Equatorial Pecorino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Archeana is ranked 253,137^th in the world and 14^th in Atlanticana for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.