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The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Are you really this desperate Chipnachoan economy, worth 4.41 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,813 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Are you really this desperate Chipnacho's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Are you really this desperate Chipnacho is ranked 149,783^rd in the world and 2^nd in Newleaf for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,277.85 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.