The Federalized Oceanic States of Areulia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Finni Mertz with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.551 billion Areulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arutopia. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Areulian economy, worth 938 trillion Areulian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,240 Areulian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, Areulians believe manners maketh the leader, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute. Crime is totally unknown. Areulia's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Areulia is ranked 282,573^rd in the world and 328^th in Empire of Great Britain for Fattest Citizens, with 6.07 Obesity Rate.