The Rogue Nation of Aristokuvaa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Catra with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.547 billion Aristokuvaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aristokuvaa. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aristokuvaan economy, worth a remarkable 6,401 trillion Crystalis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,131 Crystalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, workers have seized control of the economy, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and Catra is rumored to have teleportation powers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aristokuvaa's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aristokuvaa is ranked 4,142^nd in the world and 1^st in Aristokuvaa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.36 law-abiding acts per hour.