The Free Land of Arlen Specter is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.746 billion Arlen Specterians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Arlen Specterian economy, worth 953 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,536 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,925 per year while the poor average 15,359, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Arlen Specter's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arlen Specter is ranked 93,456^th in the world and 204^th in Memeland United for Most Primitive, scoring 7.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.