The People's Republic of Armorless Union is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.62 billion Armorless Unionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazimierz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The very strong Armorless Unionian economy, worth 93.7 trillion Kazimierzian marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 57,818 Kazimierzian marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,519 per year while the poor average 13,663, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, and washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo. Crime is moderate. Armorless Union's national animal is the Knight, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Armorless Union is ranked 180,395^th in the world and 23^rd in Kazimierz for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,317.56 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.