The Islamic Republic of Aryanzamin is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ayatollah Hassan Rouhani with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.601 billion Aryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiraz. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.

The all-consuming Aryan economy, worth 458 trillion Qirans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,674 Qirans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Big game hunters travel to Aryanzamin to try their hand at shark-shooting, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Aryan roads, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aryanzamin's national animal is the Aryan Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Aryanzamin is ranked 208,790^th in the world and 13^th in Modorra for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.