The State of As Suways is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Commissioner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 40.578 billion As Suwaysians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong As Suwaysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 35,434 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,563 per year while the poor average 2,644, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, As Suways has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city, and High Commissioner has just been declared ruler of As Suways in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. As Suways's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

As Suways is ranked 123,528^th in the world and 1^st in Suez Canal for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.