The Shell Corporation of Assembly of Sovereign Nations Founder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.981 billion Assembly of Sovereign Nations Founderians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Assembly of Sovereign Nations Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,583 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,511 per year while the poor average 10,114, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Assembly of Sovereign Nations Founder's national animal is the Pseudopachydactylus giganteus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Assembly of Sovereign Nations Founder is ranked 167,239^th in the world and 1^st in Assembly of Sovereign Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -63.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.