by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 1,963rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,140th
The Founding Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Semper Paratus Pro Patria
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population31.621 billion

AnimalGarden Gnome

The Founding Nation of Assorro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.621 billion Assorrotarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.

The powerhouse Assorrotarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,378 trillion Pantomimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 75,210 Pantomimes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,411 per year while the poor average 20,767, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Assorro's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Assorro's national animal is the Garden Gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Assorro is ranked 99,052nd in the world and 14th in Absolution for Most Politically Free, scoring 65.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Populations: 1,963rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,140thMost Influential: 6,164thHighest Economic Output: 6,563rdMost Stationary: 9,025thSafest: 9,163rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,828thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,648thHighest Drug Use: 20,315thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,088th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the region

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