The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tiger Mafia with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.916 billion Asukafarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakaliwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The powerhouse Asukafari economy, worth a remarkable 4,961 trillion Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,474 Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 865,787 per year while the poor average 15,435, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, the Asukafari war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asukafari's national animal is the mzunga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asukafari is ranked 3,341^st in the world and 4^th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 147,957.74 Standard Monetary Units.