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Largest Insurance Industry: 864thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,485th
The Nuke Worshippers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb
Tiger Mafia
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Asukafari

Population19.34 billion

CapitalWakaliwood
LeaderTiger Mafia

CurrencyRobert Mugabe Memorial Dollar
Animalmzunga

The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tiger Mafia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.34 billion Asukans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakaliwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse Asukafarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,361 Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 848,829 per year while the poor average 15,751, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

The military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, judges are all-powerful, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asukafari's national animal is the mzunga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asukafari is ranked 4,612th in the world and 7th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Economic Output, with 3,082 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 864thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,753rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,485thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,818thNudest: 2,991stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,024thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,619thMost Devout: 3,949thMost Avoided: 4,583rdHighest Economic Output: 4,612thFattest Citizens: 4,721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,642ndLargest Black Market: 5,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,405thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,834thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,114thLargest Populations: 8,215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,847thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,929thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,989thLargest Mining Sector: 11,841stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,301stMost Armed: 14,763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,060thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,304thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,334th
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Nudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Asukafari, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Asukafari, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Asukafari, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in Asukafari, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Asukafari, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : Asukafari's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Minnow" to "Envoy".

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