Population | 11.182 billion |
Capital | Sokong Pandang |
Leader | Sinigini Niri Ini |
Faith | Terran Blood |
Currency | Panam |
Animal | Sea Spider |
The Supreme State of Atjermenan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sinigini Niri Ini with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.182 billion Atjermese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sokong Pandang. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Atjermese economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion Panams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,272 Panams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Typing Sinigini Niri Ini's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atjermenan's national animal is the Sea Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Terran Blood.
Atjermenan is ranked 20,887th in the world and 1st in ASEAN REGION for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.01 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, typing Sinigini Niri Ini's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Atjermenan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, nobody likes bad boys any more.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Atjermenan, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.