The Republic of Attack on Titan is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.65 billion Attack on Titanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Attack on Titanian economy, worth 341 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,584 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attack on Titan's national animal is the Titan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Attack on Titan is ranked 205,590th in the world and 273rd in Sunset Shimmer for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.
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Attack on Titan, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Attack on Titan City.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Attack on Titan, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
