The Commonwealth of Aubado is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alfred Richter with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.192 billion Aubadoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamesville. The average income tax rate is 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aubadoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion Aubadoan dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,187 Aubadoan dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, the Aubadoan delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime is totally unknown. Aubado's national animal is the Hawksbill sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aubado is ranked 11,833^rd in the world and 3^rd in Caribbean for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,180.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.