Population | 4.214 billion |
Currency | Worthless Paper |
Animal | Cow Bat |
The Theocracy of Audit the Fed 020 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.214 billion Audit the Fed 020ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Audit the Fed 020ian economy, worth 202 trillion Worthless Papers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,087 Worthless Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audit the Fed 020's national animal is the Cow Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Audit the Fed 020 is ranked 4,290th in the world and 6th in The Federal Reserve for Most Primitive, scoring 133.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Audit the Fed 020 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
- : Audit the Fed 020 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Audit the Fed 020 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 020, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
- : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 020, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 020, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 020, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
- : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 020, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
- : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 020, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 020, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.