The Oppressed Peoples of Audit the Fed 030 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.824 billion Audit the Fed 030ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The powerhouse Audit the Fed 030ian economy, worth 410 trillion Worthless Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,331 Worthless Papers, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Audit the Fed 030's national animal is the Cow Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audit the Fed 030 is ranked 266,130^th in the world and 96^th in The Federal Reserve for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.63 law-abiding acts per hour.