The Republic of Audrey 113 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.164 billion Audrey 113ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 113ian economy, worth 80.5 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,242 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and Audrey 113 has designated Audrey 113 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 113's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Audrey 113 is ranked 181,414^th in the world and 631^st in neck for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 325.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.