The District of Auld Dun Eideann is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.403 billion Auld Dun Eideannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Auld Dun Eideannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 38,478 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the tenet of free speech is held dear, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auld Dun Eideann's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Auld Dun Eideann is ranked 243,779^th in the world and 351^st in State for Safest, scoring 33.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.