The Dictatorship of Aurpir is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dictator Amir with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.203 billion Aurpirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doshrya. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aurpirian economy, worth 752 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,028 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Aurpir for ignoring crimes against humanity, and Dictator Amir claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurpir's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aurpir is ranked 5,297^th in the world and 2^nd in Kelios for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.32 Effective Tax Rate.