The One Certainty of Aurum Riders 34th Treasury is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.9 billion Aurum Riders 34th Treasuryians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The strong Aurum Riders 34th Treasuryian economy, worth 227 trillion Gold Bars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,233 Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,867 per year while the poor average 10,816, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Aurum Riders 34th Treasury's national animal is the Gold Bar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aurum Riders 34th Treasury is ranked 57,749^th in the world and 862^nd in Suspicious for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,002.82 Standard Monetary Units.