The New Coalition of Austin Setzer is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Austin Setzer with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.527 billion Austinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highedge. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Austinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion Setzers a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,454 Setzers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austin Setzer's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Austin Setzer is ranked 5,939^th in the world and 5^th in Hell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,101.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.