The Fdration of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stvn Jot with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.163 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth an astonishing 12,712 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 435,929 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, Australian rePublic is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australian rePublic's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 175^th in the world and 1^st in Regionless for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 37,284.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.