The Commonwealth of Austrtrialand is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 12 million Austrtrialandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Austrtrialandian economy, worth 696 billion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,075 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The possibility of gain causes universal pain, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, research into 'designer babies' is banned, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Austrtrialand's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austrtrialand is ranked 42,898^th in the world and 5^th in Kaiserverse for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.