The Pony Roman Empire of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Alexia III with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.786 billion Romans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 8,364 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,685 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Double Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Byzantine Harmonism.

Auzkhia is ranked 68,236^th in the world and 1^st in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.36 law-abiding acts per hour.