Population | 8.755 billion |
Capital | Mesopotamia |
Leader | Sovereign |
Faith | Melchizedek Order |
Currency | gold coins |
Animal | falcon |
The Kingdom of Avalon Hope is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.755 billion Avalon Hopeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Avalon Hopean economy, worth 961 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,771 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Avalon Hope's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.
Avalon Hope is ranked 260,485th in the world and 16th in Ancient for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.93 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon Hope, graffiti graces every city's streets.