The Loving Couple of Awesome Girlfriend is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Collectors Spies with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.462 billion Awesome Girlfriendians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relic Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The all-consuming Awesome Girlfriendian economy, worth 670 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 79,182 snails, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Awesome Girlfriend's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Awesome Girlfriend is ranked 88,441^st in the world and 2^nd in Octobris for Highest Average Incomes, with 79,182.05 Standard Monetary Units.