The Dictatorship of Aychseien is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.16 billion Aychnesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.

The all-consuming Aychseian economy, worth 273 trillion Corruptocoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,649 Corruptocoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,002 per year while the poor average 13,848, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, water fights now end with thousands dead, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Aychseien's national animal is the mystery animal skin on my wall maybe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Leadinians.

Aychseien is ranked 212,849^th in the world and 6,969^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -90.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.