The Dictatorship of Azeirf is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 275 million Azeirfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Carandia. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The sizeable but sluggish Azeirfian economy, worth 5.82 trillion Azeirf Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,175 Azeirf Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and accidentally dropping a nickel is a social taboo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azeirf's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azeirf is ranked 241,079^th in the world and 3^rd in United Dictatorial Administration for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 206.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.