The Republic of Azohahae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zemero Yuhtika Benzer Hob Dara with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.659 billion Azohians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invaderlandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Azohian economy, worth 917 trillion Azohian thevs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,680 Azohian thevs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,846,975 per year while the poor average 10,309, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, much of Azohahae's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azohahae's national animal is the Giant parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The cult of the mom's sports car.

Azohahae is ranked 54,966^th in the world and 17^th in United States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,338.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.