The 🔥Nonexistent Federation🔥 of Azohahae is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The completely fair and free leader with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.81 billion Azohians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invaderlandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Azohian economy, worth a remarkable 2,967 trillion thevs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 336,814 thevs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,110,820 per year while the poor average 3,593, a ratio of 865 to 1.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Azohian resumés, and they say that one should speak softly and carry a big broomstick. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azohahae's national animal is the Giant parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The world invasion plan.

Azohahae is ranked 316,550^th in the world and 7^th in Anti Discord Alliance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -43.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.