The Sheolic Nation of B-Simphlistica is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dark Angel Holly with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.265 billion B-Simphlisticans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acomplex. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse B-Simphlistican economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,382 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. B-Simphlistica's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Sillizism.

B-Simphlistica is ranked 34,816^th in the world and 12^th in Sheol for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 71.78 Effective Tax Rate.