The Disputed Territories of Baba Looey is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Baba Looey with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.586 billion Baba Looeyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio Loco. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Baba Looeyian economy, worth 319 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,115 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, vaccinations are mandatory, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baba Looey's national animal is the Burro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Baba Looey is ranked 281,180^th in the world and 7^th in Muni Mula for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.