The Principality of Bacong is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.731 billion Bacongians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Bacongian economy, worth 100 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 58,051 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bacong's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bacong is ranked 320,133^rd in the world and 1^st in Negros Oriental for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.