The State of Bailey Command is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.822 billion Bailey Commanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Bailey Commandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 32,498 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,949 per year while the poor average 1,746, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Rioting and unrest sweep the nation, Bailey Command has designated Douglas Heights as its capital city, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Bailey Command in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bailey Command's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bailey Command is ranked 1,547^th in the world and 10^th in State for Highest Drug Use, scoring 393.96 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.