The Queen's State of Bailey Guard is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 33.208 billion Bailey Guardians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The very strong Bailey Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 35,828 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 106,887 per year while the poor average 9,402, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bailey Guard's national animal is the deer.

Bailey Guard is ranked 268,743^rd in the world and 1^st in British Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 11.01 Effective Tax Rate.