The State of Bailey Tyre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.354 billion Bailey Tyreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although International Aid, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The strong Bailey Tyrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,504 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,576 per year while the poor average 2,391, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and Bailey Tyre has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Bailey Tyre's national animal is the deer.

Bailey Tyre is ranked 91,164^th in the world and 77^th in State for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,063.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.