The Federation of Bali State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by I Made Tito with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.959 billion Bali States are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penyaringan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Balian economy, worth 803 trillion Coin Kepengs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 161,992 Coin Kepengs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,469,987 per year while the poor average 2,074, a ratio of 708 to 1.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bali State's national animal is the Bali Starling, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sanatana Dharma.

Bali State is ranked 2,904^th in the world and 16^th in Sulawesi for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 157,295.03 Standard Monetary Units.