The City of Baliwag is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.315 billion Baliwagians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Baliwagian economy, worth 109 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 47,321 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,993 per year while the poor average 2,966, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Baliwag's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Baliwag is ranked 92,549^th in the world and 4^th in Bulacan for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,577.12 Standard Monetary Units.