by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 179thMost Devout: 569thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,249th
The Swinging Jungle of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pull up a chair and have a Prickly Pear!
King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Baloo Kingdom

Population2.67 billion

CapitalBaloo Kingdom City
LeaderKing Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pears

The Swinging Jungle of Baloo Kingdom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.67 billion Balooites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Balooite economy, worth 372 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,677 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom is ranked 179th in the world and 3rd in Callista for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5,561.39 Bank.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 179thMost Devout: 569thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,594thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,452ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,247thNicest Citizens: 3,621stLowest Crime Rates: 3,668thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,351stBest Weather: 5,556thLargest Governments: 6,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,013thHealthiest Citizens: 7,130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,121stSafest: 8,259thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,074thMost Cultured: 9,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,138thMost Developed: 11,619thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,228thHighest Average Incomes: 16,798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,075thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,220thMost Inclusive: 20,682ndSmartest Citizens: 21,153rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the region

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