Population | 29.982 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | Liard |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The District of Baluchistani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 29.982 billion Baluchistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Baluchistanian economy, worth 176 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 5,876 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Euthanasia is legal, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baluchistani's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Baluchistani is ranked 53,304th in the world and 2nd in Seychelles for Most Corrupt Governments, with 35.65 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Baluchistani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
- : Baluchistani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Baluchistani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Baluchistani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Baluchistani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Baluchistani's influence in Seychelles rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Baluchistani's influence in Seychelles fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Baluchistani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Baluchistani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Baluchistani's influence in Seychelles rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".