The Citizenry and Subjects of Banthros is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Citizen with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.817 billion Banthrosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seyda. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Banthrosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,823 trillion packets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,480 packets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, the diplomatic corps stinks, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banthros's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banthrosian Progress.

Banthros is ranked 244,760^th in the world and 9^th in Universum Aethereum for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 569.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.