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Most Primitive: 632nd Most Devout: 949th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,399th
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Soli Deo gloria
Prime Minister John Howard
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Barlomia

Population3.426 billion

CapitalBarlo-Manchester
LeaderPrime Minister John Howard
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBarlo
AnimalBazaroo

The Commonwealth of Barlomia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Howard with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.426 billion Barlomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barlo-Manchester. The average income tax rate is 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Barlomian economy, worth 322 trillion Barloes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,169 Barloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, both injustice and force-feeding are sticking in the craw of hunger-striking suffragettes, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlomia's national animal is the Bazaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Barlomia is ranked 144,816th in the world and 42nd in RHINIA for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Primitive: 632ndMost Devout: 949thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,399thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,429thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,658thLowest Crime Rates: 6,761stMost Influential: 7,059thBest Weather: 8,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,732ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,203rdMost Conservative: 9,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,746thSafest: 9,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,423rdLargest Governments: 14,053rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,506thMost Authoritarian: 14,944thMost Efficient Economies: 15,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,310thMost Developed: 16,016th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The United Canadian Colonies, Icadias, Patek Phillippe, Shamblia, Flame1, and The Guardians of the Rhine.

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