The State of Barre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.406 billion Barreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The strong Barrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,251 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, surveillance cameras are banned, and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Barre's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Barre is ranked 164,581^st in the world and 1^st in Somaliland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 967.11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.