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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,430thLargest Populations: 11,810th
The Major League of
Democratic Socialists
It's not over until the fat lady sings!
Influence
Superpower
Director of Games & Sports
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Baseball

Population25.983 billion

CapitalMotor City
FaithChristianity

CurrencySeam
AnimalCow

The Major League of Baseball is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 25.983 billion Baseballers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Baseballian economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion Seams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,543 Seams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and scientists have great chemistry with their subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baseball's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baseball is ranked 111,394th in the world and 2nd in Satoshi for Largest Black Market, with 2.11 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,430thLargest Populations: 11,810thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,876thHighest Economic Output: 15,420thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,979thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,688thMost Cultured: 26,606thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,356thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,382ndMost Devout: 28,618th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baseball was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Baseball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Baseball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Baseball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Baseball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Baseball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Baseball was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Baseball, scientists have great chemistry with their subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Baseball, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in Baseball, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi.

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